There is a rumour going around our street that our house is a den of iniquity and my hubby and I are drug dealers! It's all come about because a little old lady who lives up the street has seen what looks like a police man staking out our house every morning, and she's convinced it's because we're dealing drugs. What she doesn't realise is that the man in blue who looks like a policeman is my hubby (who wears a uniform not unlike that of a policeman) waiting for his lift to work! Lordy....now you can see how these rumours start!!!?????
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I find that rumours and gossip about me are far more interesting than my REAL life. People have great imaginations.
Get hubby to wait outside old ladies house up the st and occasionally talk into his sleeve while waiting.
Oh Sarah! What a hoot! That really made me chuckle. I agree WiseWoman, fabulous imagination. How did you 'manage' that situation? *still chuckling*
I'm still laughing about it, although it does have a serious aspect. We found out when hubby was chatting with a neighbour...however, if the house (and we) get a reputation, it may be difficult to sell when the time comes. But, in the meantime, love the suggestion from anonymous LOL
I suggest you dress up in stilettoes, false eyelashes and little else and "get arrested" by the man in uniform!!!! Might finsh off the nosey old bag! LOL.
Ohhh Red Dragon...you've given me all sorts of naughty ideas LOL
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