It's all my fault!... I take the blame!... I should have known better!
I know what men are like when they get their hands on big mechanical tools that make lots of noise.
But no...I let my hubby and next-door neighbor go out into the garden...with a chain saw...to prune a tree, and supposedly just lop off a couple of branches.
The next thing I know, the whole tree has disappeared and now there's a great gap in the middle of the garden!
Ladies, what do you think men should be banned from having access to?